Hamlet Off-Stage: Neutrinos Explain Suck-Uppers by D. C. Berry
Neutrinos do zip but swap back and forth into each other, much like Rosypoop and Guildendoo do. For years it was thought neutrinos hung out weightless as R&G. No longer. Scientists have discovered neutrinos possess mass. Though invisible, neutrinos weigh as much as all the stars. How could I have thought the R & G twins weightless? All the brown stains on their schnozzes. But I can't hold that against these shufflers. We're all brownnosers suckuping the schmooze. And that includes my dear pal Horatio, his sucking up to me in the last scene. Crowing to commit suicide for me only proves he, too, has the long brown snoot aimed point-blank at the audience's ass. Horatio's no Roman stoic. He's just another soul out to establish mass and show the world he's not a weightless mole, for proof there's the stain on his nose.
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