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						Circumstantial Evidence by Ellis Parker Butler 
						
						She does not mind a good cigar   (The kind, that is, I smoke); She thinks all men quite stupid are,   (But laughs whene’er I joke).
  She says she does not care for verse   (But praises all I write); She says that punning is a curse,   (But then mine are so bright!)
  She does not like a big moustache   (You see that mine is small); She hates a man with too much “dash,”   (I scarcely dash at all!)
  She simply dotes on hazel eyes   (And mine, you note, are that); She likes a man of portly size;   (Gad! I am getting fat!)
  She says champagne is made to drink;   (In this we quite agree!) And all these symptoms make me think   Sweet Kate’s in love with me.						 
						
						
						
						
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