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Mouths Of Hippopotami And Some Recent Novels by Ellis Parker Butler
(with apologies to Frederic Taber Cooper)
I well recall (and who does not) The circus bill-board hippopotamus, whose wide distended jaws For fear and terror were good cause.
That month, that vasty carmine cave, Could munch with ease a Nubian slave; In fact, the bill-board hippopot- amus could bolt a house and lot!
Wide opened, that tremendous mouth Obscured three-quarters of the south Side of Schmidt’s barn, and promised me Thrills, shocks, delights and ecstasy.
And then, alas! what sad non plus The living hippopotamus! ’Twas but a stupid, sodden lump As thrilling as an old elm stump.
Its mouth—unreasonably small— The hippo opened not at all, Or, if it did, it was about As thrilling as a teapot spout.
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The Crimson Junk, by Doris Watt, I’ve read it. Who, I pray, has not? Bill Wastel, by C. Marrow. The Plaid Cowslip. And The Hocking Lee.
The Fallow Field, by Sally Loo; The Rose in Chains. I’ve read that too; I’ve read them all for promised treat Of thrills, emotions, tremblings sweet.
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The bill-board hippopotamus It was a wild, uprageous cuss— The real one? Well—Can you recall That it had any mouth at all?
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