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						GOING by Liam Wilkinson 
						
						It took all day to get going.
  I spent the morning off like an antiquated fax machine. You prodded me occasionally,
  kicked me, checked I was still breathing. But all you got back was a flashing yellow light.
  The manual says I need calibrating. You think I need replacing with a newer, quicker model.
  One without the flashing yellow light.						 
						
						
						
						
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