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 The Height of the Ridiculous by Oliver Wendell Holmes 
						I WROTE some lines once on a time In wondrous merry mood,
 And thought, as usual, men would say
 They were exceeding good.
 
 They were so queer, so very queer,
 I laughed as I would die;
 Albeit, in the general way,
 A sober man am I.
 
 I called my servant, and he came;
 How kind it was of him
 To mind a slender man like me,
 He of the mighty limb.
 
 "These to the printer," I exclaimed,
 And, in my humorous way,
 I added, (as a trifling jest,)
 "There'll be the devil to pay."
 
 He took the paper, and I watched,
 And saw him peep within;
 At the first line he read, his face
 Was all upon the grin.
 
 He read the next; the grin grew broad,
 And shot from ear to ear;
 He read the third; a chuckling noise
 I now began to hear.
 
 The fourth; he broke into a roar;
 The fifth; his waistband split;
 The sixth; he burst five buttons off,
 And tumbled in a fit.
 
 Ten days and nights, with sleepless eye,
 I watched that wretched man,
 And since, I never dare to write
 As funny as I can.
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