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						The Shorter Catechism by Robert William Service 
						
						I burned my fingers on the stove           And wept with bitterness; But poor old Auntie Maggie strove           To comfort my distress. Said she: 'Think, lassie, how you'll burn           Like any wicked besom In fires of hell if you don't learn           Your Shorter Catechism.'
  A man's chief end is it began,           (No mention of a woman's), To glorify--I think it ran,           The God who made poor humans. And as I learned, I thought: if this--           (My distaste growing stronger), The Shorter Catechism is,           Lord save us from the longer.
  The years have passed and I begin           (Although I'm far from clever), To doubt if when we die in sin           Our bodies grill forever. Now I've more surface space to burn,           Since I am tall and lissom, I think it's hell enough to learn           The Shorter Catechism.						 
						
						
						
						
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