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 The Enigma by Robert William Service 
						The Sergeant of a Highland Reg--Iment was drilling of his men;
 With temper notably on edge
 He blest them every now and then.
 A sweet old lady standing by,
 Was looking on with fascination,
 And then she dared this question shy,
 That pertubates the Celtic nation.
 
 "Oh gentle Sergeant do not scold;
 Please tell me, though your tone so curt is:
 These bare-legged boys look sadly cold -
 Do they wear wool beneath their skirties?
 The Sergeant's face grew lobster red,
 As one who sends a bloke to blazes . . .
 Then: "round about turn, squad," he said;
 "Now blast you! bend and pick up daises."
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