The Alfresco Moment by Russell Edson
A butler asks, will Madam be having her morning coffee alfresco? If you would be so good as to lift me out of my bed to the veranda I would be more than willing to imbibe coffee alfresco. Shall I ask the Master to join you for coffee alfresco, Madam? But my nightgown's so sheer he might see my pubic delta alfresco. And being a woman of wealth I have the loins of a goddess. While you, being but a servant, have the loins of a child's teddy bear. Yes, have the Master join the alfresco moment. He might just as well be informed of my pubic delta, it's not a state secret. Besides, because of his wealth he bears the organ of a bull, while you, being but a lowly servant, have the loins of a toy.
Very good, Madam . . .
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