Victoria by Dorothy Parker
Dear dead Victoria Rotted cosily; In excelsis gloria, And R. I. P.
And her shroud was buttoned neat, And her bones were clean and round, And her soul was at her feet Like a bishop's marble hound.
Albert lay a-drying, Lavishly arrayed, With his soul out flying Where his heart had stayed.
And there's some could tell you what land His spirit walks serene (But I've heard them say in Scotland It's never been seen).
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