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 The People Upstairs by Ogden Nash 
						The people upstairs all practise balletTheir living room is a bowling alley
 Their bedroom is full of conducted tours.
 Their radio is louder than yours,
 They celebrate week-ends all the week.
 When they take a shower, your ceilings leak.
 They try to get their parties to mix
 By supplying their guests with Pogo sticks,
 And when their fun at last abates,
 They go to the bathroom on roller skates.
 I might love the people upstairs more
 If only they lived on another floor.
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