Popcorn Experiment by Raymond A. Foss
College was wasted on the lot of us at least in that moment or maybe it was the intoxication of a rainy night in the dorm freshmen year, or maybe the next, an experiment that shouldn’t have been started gone horribly wrong
A round electric popcorn popper sat innocently on the shelf in his room a bunch of mad scientists a motley band decided to take it out for a test the domed hood was left where it lay this was a night for risk let Caution heed her own wind
Who needs a drop cloth? What could go wrong? a liberal pool of oil a pile of corn A spark of electricity a round of Molson And abracadabra presto-chango
Mayhem and mirth We had a blast in the moment dodging hot kernels and fluffy missiles We had our fun But a dorm damage bill awaited each of us for the BIG round grease stain that may still be there Hope mom doesn’t read this and remember that bill…
June 6, 2006 11:33pm
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