advice to a young sylv-i-an dragon on going to school by Rg Gregory
when you step out of the wood and go first time to school you have to be so specially careful if you're really a dragon to put the most innocent expression on your face you can find and not flip your flappers (unless the others don't mind) you must be very strict with yourself - be sure not to act the fool you'd be far happier i think to get your mother to tie a tag on
saying - this dragon is sweet no matter how fierce she seems and letting everyone know you were born in a wood (well at least a sylv-i-an creature) and not used to clatterings and bangings that can set a dragon's scales on edge with their thwangings schools never are you know the paradise of your dreams they have a tendency in everyone to bring out the beast
or maybe when you get there you should do a dragon-dance and get everyone hopping around the place breathing fire or burn up a prince or two - to show how that game is played taking their minds off the fact you have a back like a saw-blade and a tail so fierce it would keep the bravest child at a distance but whatever else you do dear dragon definitely do not perspire
a perspiring dragon will have the whole school holding its noses dainty dragons do not sweat - the first lesson to be deeply learned in any dragon's book of school-etiquette - a proper dragon-daughter must always carry with her a large supply of odour-cologne-water (for use ten times a day) to keep her sweeter than a bunch of roses - so advised (o young sylv-i-an dragon) you will never be spurned