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 Maveric by Spike Milligan 
						Maveric ProwlesHad Rumbling Bowles
 That thundered in the night.
 It shook the bedrooms all around
 And gave the folks a fright.
 The doctor called;
 He was appalled
 When through his stethoscope
 He heard the sound of a baying hound,
 And the acrid smell of smoke.
 Was there a cure?
 'The higher the fewer'
 The learned doctor said,
 Then turned poor Maveric inside out
 And stood him on his head.
 'Just as I though
 You've been and caught
 An Asiatic flu -
 You musn't go near dogs I fear
 Unless they come near you.'
 Poor Maveric cried.
 He went cross-eyed,
 His legs went green and blue.
 The doctor hit him with a club
 And charged him one and two.
 And so my friend
 This is the end,
 A warning to the few:
 Stay clear of doctors to the end
 Or they'll get rid of you.
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