A Collection of carefully selected Funny Quotes and Quotations by Famous People.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. by Woody Allen
It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise. by Brady Anderson
You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre. by Majel Barrett
A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada. by Samantha Bee
Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays. by Edgar Bergen
Well what's funny is, again, people say they believed what was going on, but again, Bob's hands are about three times bigger than his feet. So these are very caricatured. by Brad Bird
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.
by Fanny Brice
The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it's because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it's just a fantasy and there's nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it. by Matthew Bright
It's funny how most activists are pacifists. by Craig Bruce
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
by Michael Caine
It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14. by Jennifer Connelly
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. by Quentin Crisp
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. by Billy Crystal
It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it? by Steve Hackett
Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday. by Jerry B. Jenkins